Just so everyone knows.

It's not in my job description to be tower bridged by goofy jackass brits with daddy issues.

Right.

I'm leaving the island on the 15th to 17th to go to the mainland and kick a bunch of punks asses in Tougeki.

So take care of yourself then, brats.

Those chicks with the rocks look more confident before you punch the rocks into dust while they're in mid air.

On an unrelated note, I think I broke my hand in a few places.

Who fired the annoying angry lesbian cannon?

...

that was my extended impression of that emo pro league chick, you know the one. I was not mind raped. ever.

OH GOD I AM WORTHLESS AND PATHETIC BECAUSE I CAN ONLY BENCHPRESS LONG ISLAND AND MY PARENTS BEAT ME DAILY FOR NO REASON WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL

ALSO I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG BUT I'M TOO SAD AND PATHETIC I DON'T DESERVE TO LISTEN TO IT

Well

I just punched a tentacle monster in the face and tore off armor and slapped it with it, then fought off millions of tentacles

oh god I am such a failure I should die

ATTENTION, CREEPY PROBABLY-A-PEDOPHILE WHO HAS BEEN TARGETING RANDOM FEMALE STUDENTS

I, THE GREAT KIOI-SAMA CHALLENGE YOU TO GET YOUR COWARD ASS OUT IN THE OPEN SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS SO PEOPLE WILL STOP BOTHERING ME TO DO SOMETHING.

ATTENTION SAKAGUCHI AYUMI.

Happy Birthday.

Now that that's cleared up.

Kioi-sama is back, brats. and I got an awesome jacket while I was gone. makes me want to say "bravo".

Okay.

Why did I just wake up naked, next to some..Double China covered in rum, and I have no idea what happened the last..week, is it?

You three are to report to the infirmary for seeing..Needle Worms, I believe it was?

I ask that you do so willingly, I would rather not have to drag you there.

Onni-kun posted this, it seemed like fun.

..Is it a fad for kids these days to claim ownership of themselves and other things, now?

..oh my. It seems someone broke Grave-chan.

My workload seems to be doubling by the moment.

Whats this about me changing genders, now?

I'm pretty sure I didn't become a man overnight.

Damn, the nerd already turned himself in.

Now what am I going to do with that dress.

Okay, brats. Kioi here with an important announcement, so pay attention.

If you see someone who looks like this?


That is me. Don't believe me? too bad, weirder shit has happened here anyway. now.

Just because I've suddenly grown a pair of tits, does not mean you have an excuse to think that I won't kick your ass. because I will.

And then you'll go back to all of your thug friends and have to tell them you got your ass kicked by a girl.

Thank you for your time~

...

I think I've been playing too much iamp as China, recently.

...This gives me an idea.